greenbrooke.blogspot.com had a good idea when she posted something she wrote in fourth grade. I have a journal type thing we had to keep in third grade and I still have it. Our teacher would start it out like, I hate.... and then we'd finish it. I think every now and then I'll post something from it. they are pretty hillarious! i'll even include the unique spellings.
Oct2. 1990
I hate to eat pork chops! They are so sick! I hate them because there are little chuncks of hard fat! There are also little vanes, that is even worse!!!My mom says that my dad cut all the fat off. I believed her the first time she said that, But when I took one bite of it,,,I got a vane and a hard chunk of fat! Isn't that enough to make to want to throw-up? After that I never believed her again. Now I just move my meat around to make it look like I ate it. Sometimes I even feed some to my dogs, give some to msister, throw it away when they aren't looking or I set it by the sink and run upstairs to my room. The reason I give some to my sister is because I eats all her green beans when she doesn't want them. I will almost do anything to get out of eating my pork chops!!! Here is what I think of pork chops... (there's a picture here of a head with an open mouth saying, "yuk! yuk! yuk! yuk! yuk! yuk!")
Melissa Sept 7 1990
I would like a great big bag of money. I would be at the mall for 24 hours without one break! I would probly give some to my parents and sisters and even my grandparents. With all that money I would buy 1,000 stuffed animals or more, candy, 2 computers, 100 out-fits, 20 pairs of shoes, a pool, hot tub, 100 loto tickets I would win 500,000 dollars!! Thats not all I would buy, I would buy lots lots lots more! Of corse this could never happen me win the loto...Get real! Or me getting a bag full of money...Get Real! That would be a great big mirical if that could realy happen! Well if it ever does...I will know what to do with all the money. But win the loto? Man, I wish that could happen but...Maybe if your a doctor or a loyar. Then maybe you could win! Well bye!!
[I like how my priority was clearly on stuffed animals. And who knew I was such a synic!]
Dec 14th, 1990
The best thing about a pet is that you can talk to them and they won't talk back. I ahve two cats. And also two dogs. So I should know. We used to have two chamealones. But they died.
Sept 13,
Sometimes I am afraid to look at my self in the mirror when my friends finish doing my hair. Sometimes they do my hair really nerdy! My Friend Brooke always makes it ugly on purpose! It dosn't realy make me mad it just makes me have to wash it right after words. When their done I have to go show everyone!!! That's inbarising!
[I then drew a picture of me with normal hair and wild hair and then some type of box with bottles in it? must have been all the product Brooke would put in my hair?]
3 comments:
HA!!!! I don't remember doing your hair to be ugly on purpose. Please accept my apologies for that.
Oh my goodness, what a treasure trove of hilarious goodies! I don't even know where to begin. Pork chop veins--your mom and all her lies, winning the lotto---get real!, must have more stuffed animals...I love how your reason that pets are so great is that they don't talk back--spoken like a true youngest child :), and then how you get on a small tangent about the dead chamelions (not sure how to spell that)---which I don't remember.
I particularly like your spelling in the journal entry about your hair. Again, sorry about that--maybe that's why you punched me once. :) I either talked back to you, tried to feed you a pork chop, stole your winning lotto ticket, or fixed your hair very nerdy...hmmm, the world may never know.
Get Real! That was so funny! Loves that you posted those!
Those are a riot. I never knew pork chops caused you such stress. You poor kiddo.
I don't ever remember Brooke doing your hair either. Lordy, you two were so little then.
I see our spelling skills truly are genetic.
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