Deerest Target

This morning I had to take Tim to work and as I was driving Angels passed...five of them...in a ROW! Target trucks! It was glorious and I instantly wanted to go targeting! I could only imagine the sales I was going to miss since they were going to have to make room for the new glorious items. I could potentially devote this whole blog to Target. But then I would lose all my ONE readers...actually, nevermind. SHe likes Target just as much as me. She would remain loyal. I guess there is always onlind Target shopping but it is not the same. Not at all! Target is great because of the whole experience! The atmosphere.

I haven't been Targeting in WEEKS since we moved here...40 minutes away from a Target. While it is probably the best thing we live so far away it is a true tragedy for myself and for Target. I WAS their number one customer. Now I settle as their number one FAN. At least until I start my job in August and can afford to take long trips to and in Target.

So, did any of you hear about the deer that wondered into Target in Iowa? Smart deer. See, no one can resist the beauty that can be found there. The endless rows and shelves and racks of treasures! Look how cute he is! It makes my heart tickle just imagining it! I can't imaging being there, at Target and then seeing a deer! It's exciting to see a deer from the road but IN Target? That would be amazing! That would go down in history as my favorite day ever if I was there.

I've considered writing to target to ask them to bring a target near me...but as I was discussing this brilliant idea of a letter a week with my husband, he brought up the point that they probably require a certain "demographic" and a certain"population" size. Shit. He said we were more likely to get a Walmart. F walmart, I say. I will shop there if we get one BUT F it just the same. We have a Biggs here and that's really the only place to shop. Oh, besides a nasty K-Mart that hasn't been updated in YEARS! I swear! Why does Biggs suck? Because it's not Target. They sell everything you could need but the beauty is missing, the clothes suck (though they do have some random Target items!) they play music for God's sake (while I prefer Target silence)...They have merely one row of home goods, and well the list could go on but i'll stop there.

Anyway, maybe I will consider writing the letters anyway...Maybe they will send me a gift card or even just a letter would be great. Gift card would be best. A store would be best, really, but like I said, I would settle for a letter telling me they value my dedication to them and their glorious store.